Broccoli Man, Remastered

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November 16, 2025 / 10 min read Within Google there is a series of videos starring “Broccoli Man” poking fun at the experience of building software as a Googler. One of these, “I just want to serve 5TB”, circulated extremely widely and ended up getting published publicly to YouTube. It’s a Google cultural classic that […]

I am just sooo sick of AI prediction content, let’s kill it already

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I swear to God if I read another sensationalist headline that says “How AI will change software engineering” I will set the us-east-1 and us-west-2 data centers on fire myself. I mean jeez, that has been the only topic of discussion for years in tech circles. How many more of those blogs, podcasts, YouTube videos […]

Show HN: DNS Benchmark Tool – Compare and monitor resolvers

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Fast, comprehensive DNS performance testing with DNSSEC validation, DoH/DoT support, and enterprise features pip install dns-benchmark-tool dns-benchmark benchmark –use-defaults 🎉 1,400+ downloads this week! Thank you to our growing community.📢 Want multi-region testing? Join the waitlist → Real Time Tracking Watch DNS queries in motion 🎉 Today’s Release Highlights We’ve added three powerful CLI commands […]

Show HN: Virtual SLURM HPC cluster in a Docker Compose

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A Docker-based virtualization of a High Performance Computing (HPC) system running SLURM workload manager with OpenMPI support and optional full job accounting on Rocky Linux 9. This project creates a lean, production-ready multi-container environment. About eXact lab This project is open-sourced by eXact lab S.r.l., a consultancy specializing in scientific and high-performance computing solutions. We […]

Adventures in upgrading Proxmox

Running docker inside LXC is weird. It’s containers on top of other container, and there was a fairly recent issue with AppArmor that prevented some functionality from running inside a docker container with very cryptic error. I was trying to deploy coolify and/or dokploy in my homelab and hitting all sorts of weird issues. Eventually […]

Random lasers from peanut kernel doped with birch leaf–derived carbon dots

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References [1] Y.-C. Chen and X. Fan, “Biological lasers for biomedical applications,” Adv. Opt. Mater., vol. 7, no. 17, 2019, https://doi.org/10.1002/adom.201900377.Search in Google Scholar [2] R. Bernasconi, G. P. Invernizzi, E. Gallo Stampino, R. Gotti, D. Gatti, and L. Magagnin, “Printing MEMS: application of inkjet techniques to the manufacturing of inertial accelerometers,” Micromachines, vol. 14, […]

Meta Segment Anything Model 3

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Takeaways: We’re announcing Meta Segment Anything Model 3 (SAM 3), a unified model for detection, segmentation, and tracking of objects in images and video using text, exemplar, and visual prompts. As part of this release, we’re sharing SAM 3 model checkpoints, evaluation datasets, and fine-tuning code. We’re also introducing Segment Anything Playground, a new platform […]

Slicing Is All You Need: Towards a Universal One-Sided Distributed MatMul

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Abstract:Many important applications across science, data analytics, and AI workloads depend on distributed matrix multiplication. Prior work has developed a large array of algorithms suitable for different problem sizes and partitionings including 1D, 2D, 1.5D, and 2.5D algorithms. A limitation of current work is that existing algorithms are limited to a subset of partitionings. Multiple […]

Emoji Evidence Errors Don’t Undo a Murder Conviction–People vs. Harmon

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Delarosa was convicted of murder. (Some background on the case). On appeal, he argues the court should have excluded a Facebook message that indicated he owned a gun a few weeks before the shooting. The Facebook message included some emojis: The law enforcement investigator who testified described the emojis as “a smiley face emoji and […]